"Does anyone have any questions?"-prof
"We were wondering if Polyxena and Xena the Warrior Princess were the same person?" -student
"No. That's stupid." (prof turns back to the blackboard)


"Oh yeah? You think that dream was weird? Last night I dreamed that I met a woman who was employed as a towel."


So I presented my first poem in the creative writing poetry class today, and I got a lot of great feedback. Actually, my poem was the most discussed so far, and brought up more terms than anyone else's so far. Yay for me. But now I'll have to write something extra special for my next presentation...