And YOU thought Profs were intellectuals?

Here's a list of stupid things that 2 of my profs (Garry Leonard, literature, and Michael Boughn, short story) have said over the past few months:

"The CIA is in my pillow" - Leonard
"Give me the channel changer... I'll kill you!" - Leonard
"My SUV is going to eat me" - Leonard
"In (Hitchcock's) 'Vertigo', Judy's not wearing a bra... not that I was looking...Stop looking at me like that." - Leonard
"You're not supposed to be alive when you're dead. You're supposed to be dead." - Boughn
"Structural weirdnessess... is that a word?" - Boughn
"(Olivio) Paz is...*sigh*...just such a beautiful man" - Boughn (on justifying why his story "My Life with a Wave" is considered a poetic story)
"Unverbalisable" - Boughn *shudder*

And these are supposed to be English Profs!! I'd be interested in hearing some stupid quotes that some of your profs said this year, as well. Mine can't be the ONLY brain-dead ones... I should post some of Chris' favourite quotes from his profs, there are some real good ones.